"Crystal Snow Angel"
"Arrival of the Toys..."
Fuzzy Butt Doggynews Service with an on-site
news report. Just when you thought toad licking was safe. Sadly...
All this reporter has to say is "What happened to Mr Frog?" How and
what could have removed Mr Frogs.... stuff. Will the world ever
know? Well, here at Fuzzy Butt we have set up special hidden camera's.
Perhaps we shall see.
Oh no Mr Frog! Well... Mr Frog
not smiling now. Yikes! The white snow angel has decided to
remove Mr. Frogs private parts! Ohh this is horrible! His squeaker
may never be the same again. Perhaps a hospital can sew it back on
In the aftermath some said it was a cruel
example of prey and predator. Others said Mr Frog should not have flaunted
his squeeker so. But in the words of this Fuzzy Butt reporter...
Hey it's Mr Badger! The indestructible
chew proof badger from Pets Mart! Yeah!!!! ^-^
Badger: "Oh my Crystal... What
BIG teeth you got!" Crystal:" Mmmm... All the better for me to chew
you all day with!"
Mr Badger: "Aieeeee! Crystal
what strong legs you got!" Crystal: "All the better to see how far
you stretch! Fun!"
Badger: "I am so glad I am an indestructable
toy! ^-^ You want to be my friend?" and Crystal said: "Oh what
a lovely thought!...." Narrator: "Yes... Mr Badger did last.
For two whole days.
Crystal bit off his nose, then his feet
and finally his hands. The only piece we have left is the little pink
tip of his nose.
I shall post the final pick if we ever do find the
remains of his body." ;)
I love to play Frisbee! The
frist time I brought Gene back the frisbee there were a few holes in it...
The second time I brought back
the frisbee there was a little crack in it.... ;)
The third time I brought back the frisbee, Gene got
half a frisbee... ;) I really love playing frisbee! ^-^
Web page design/author by WhiteShepherd
aka Gene Angel.